My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
This poem, in Bangla and English, was written by Sohom Das Gupta.
The humor is in the unexpected positive and negative lines.